Wednesday, 29 June 2011

Prima e dopo...



So now that school has ended, and it seems as though I would have all the time in the world, how is it that I have so much LESS time to do things??  To explain my absence from this blog, raccontarvi la storia breve di mia vita...

A couple weeks ago I had this brilliant idea to do a blog post of  "Befores and Afters" of our house project...

If you don't already know the story, here is the short version.  
In 2008 we "bought" a house in the hills about 2 kilometers from the place where we got married.  A nice view. A big garden, we were in LOVE.  A perfect place to start our little family.  Then that all started crumbling apart when we discovered through the rumour mill in the area (remember that our town is 4,000 people...everyone knows everyone else's business) that there was more to the house than they were telling us.  Lawsuits pending, illegal constructions, issues with insulation, etc etc.  We confronted the owners about it, and thus began a 21 month standoff.  Technicians, lawyers, and a whole lot of balls-ache.  We had a lot of help from friends and acquaintances on the matter, but every day was up and down.  We never actually knew if we would EVER get this house, if we would lose the deposit, or if we would go crazy during this whole process.  I got pregnant and managed to even gestate an entire human being during it all...that is how slow and painful it was in getting to where we are today.  One day it all clicked into place and we fixed the appointment to sign the papers and get into the house.  I packed up my 2 month old child and pushed the heir to the throne over to the office where we met my husband (feeling slightly under the weather after a 7 day work trip round the Middle East) to finally close this thing up...2 years earlier we sat as a newly married couple in a realtor's office, Henry with a broken wrist and in a cast up to his armpit, me clutching my little chihuahua.  And here we finally were, new baby in tow and a few more wrinkles and gray hairs.
(Henry lays sole claim to those gray hairs - just a clarification...)  
But life was not done with us there, after this whole long process, she had just one more surprise for us.  Henry had waited all this time and had worked and worked so diligently to get this thing done, but as things would have it, he was unable to even step foot into his new house for another WEEK.  Thanks Salmonella.  Husband in hospital. 2 month old baby. Wife in new house trying to clean 5 years of settled dust.  It was not exactly the hurrah I had expected upon entering the house for the first time...but hey.  We had made it.  Now begins the work...

So we arrive to this point.  Befores and Afters.  
As I said I wanted to do this post for a while, and started to think about the pictures I could put on here.  But then I realised that around here there are a LOAD of befores and not so many afters...so I have been spending the last couple of weeks remedying that.  So here goes...

The Befores of Casa Hart...

Kitchen before...Mountainy.

The beast of a fireplace and the randomly placed safe...

No, not the Rain Forest...but rather the bottom part of our yard.

Front yard/forest. 

Laundry room and front patio...
And the Afters!

I tidied up especially for you all...
No more gaudy marble...and it is functional too! Bonus!
New flower beds...
More grass.  Less jungle.

You can actually see the entire yard!!

Terrace + sleeping chihuahua...
Much much tidier...
 So, as you can see, a year and a half later we have not done too badly.  Still so much to do and pretty much all the afters are "in progress" and will have an "after the after" photo as well, it is a great place and we have loved the project...no matter how stressful it can be sometimes!!!!

So, sorry it has been so long, but it was definitely well worth the wait...all of it.

xoxo sjkh

Tuesday, 14 June 2011

Voila! Viola!


If you don't know me well, then there are two important things that you should know...

I absolutely love flowers...
um...and wearing pretty dresses...
As I have recently become a homeowner, and - more importantly - garden-owner, I have been taking great pride in the careful curating of my beds and borders.  

I rarely will tell anyone that they should buy a piece of jewellery, a dress or a handbag, but when it comes to flowers you all had better listen up because I'm going to share with you probably the most fool-proof flowering (perennial!!) plant that I have come across. 

Three words babies...Chinese Balloon Flower.

 Guaranteed to survive even the blackest of black thumbs...(as I discovered shortly after I totally freaked and pretty much cried when I didn't see them coming back up this spring...they started popping up about a week later...)

Aside from the lovely deep purple colour, they put on quite the display.

Going from cute little buds...


Then purple "balloons"...


Before popping open!!


A triumph in botany!!!!

I absolutely love these guys...the only maintenance you need is to pinch off the old flowers when they start to brown and they will continue putting on their show until late summer...

Now, not only do I love the little pop of violet from my lovely flowers, but I also adore it on a good piece of clothing...


Lanvin



So if you have learned anything today, I hope you take these two valuable lessons and put them in your little back pocket...

1) Go out right NOW and buy Chinese Balloon Flowers.  Now.

2) Very expensive purple dresses are lovely.


xoxo sjkh

Thursday, 9 June 2011

Il buono, il brutto e il BRUTTISSIMO

Come on now, did you really expect a has-been-beauty-queen to stay mum when Miss USA time rolls around?

While my time to shine was a lifetime ago, I tend to think that style - regardless the changes in trends - is a difficult thing for every girl to find.  The trick to participating in a national pageant is to be "Hey! Look at me!" without being "Hey! What the F**K am I wearing...isn't it WILD!?"  I can honesty say that I was very proud of my styling at Miss USA - major props to my sister Keena and my Mom...they kept me tailored and stylish.  No fashion disasters!  


The dress was perfect...maybe I should have worn my hair down, but it was definitely a competitive year, so who knows...I doubt that a change to my mane would have been able to compete with Shandi's magic boobies or Amanda's Polar Bear (I LOVE you Amanda...and you rocked that bear, dammit!)

Wizard tatas
Grrrr.....
But as true as time itself, every year there is a new boobies queen and another endangered animal sacrificed in the name of patties round the world which grace the Miss USA stage...so, here we are.  

The Miss USA 2011 Buona, Brutta e Bruttissima...

Buona!

AZ - Wow! Colour is perfect and the length is super dramatic!!
SC - Makes me (sorta) want to be a blonde!
CO - I don't usually like sleeves but the entire look is right (maybe less shoe though...)
BRUTTA!

AK - One saggy boob and Elvira hair?
MN - Do you like my crocheted vest? Thanks Gran!
TN - This is a national pageant. Get your shit tailored ladies. Sloppy.

BRUTTISSIMA!


CT - Gives whole new meaning to "Oops, I did it again..."

MI - Sod tailoring. Just cut a pelt into pieces and scotch tape them together...
NJ - This must be the NJ state costume? No...It isn't? Oh.
OH - OH no. Just...No.

And "Pennekamp Endangered Animal" award goes to...

NV - I don't know what kind of animal this was, but it certainly makes me want to kill something...

There it is folks...as for the ladies I did not mention (Ahem, Miss Indiana...) you all need a bit of work. 

As far as my predictions, I see a sea of white and tan dresses this year...the final girl standing will have taken a stylish chance with colour...

Now go forth and strut your shit...and don't let Billy Bush grab your ass. 


xoxo sjkh

Wednesday, 1 June 2011

Feste...


Weddings. 
I LOVE THEM. 
Not only do you get to celebrate two people devoting their lives to one another, but it also gives you a reason to eat too much, drink lots of lovely wine, and dance your pants off.
A couple of weeks ago I attended the wedding of one of my best girl friends here in Italy.  It was truly a wonderful day!  

Now, for those of you have no idea how Italian weddings/baptisms/anniversaries work...it is basically an eating contest and a competition of how long you can sit still and be served course after course of food....
A typical wedding would include an appetizer buffet with pre-dinner drinks, then a first course of pasta or risotto (or BOTH), then second course of meat, veggies, potatoes etc, and then a dessert buffet.  
Wedding cake.  Wine. Sparkling wine. Coffee. Biscotti.  
I could continue...
 The attention to the food at these happy occasions is unmatched in any part of the world I have ever been.  
It is a wonderful thing.

So in the spirit of celebrating those wonderful occasions of marriages Italian and otherwise, I'd like to share some pics of the various weddings I have attended over the years and all the amazing things that weddings have to offer...




                                         



Dear cake...I love you.




      
Ummm...and cheese...I love cheese too...
Dramatic arrivals and quick getaways in nice cars...

Fiat 500...
Porsche...

HATS!!!




Traditional garb...



Good Lord...don't ask...
Tables full of food and drink...








And the dancing.  Gotta love the dancing...




Sigh.  
Love it all.
Thank goodness I have two more siblings yet to marry...so much more celebrating to do!!



So on that note...

It's coming up...happy FOURTH anniversary to my amazing hubs...

 

Well, the fourth anniversary of the first wedding anyway...   ; )


xoxo sjkh